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have an old selfie

have an old selfie

[front bottoms voice] and i got SOOOO STONED i thought this picture of me with unblended cover up on my face was a lot funnier than it actually is

[front bottoms voice] and i got SOOOO STONED i thought this picture of me with unblended cover up on my face was a lot funnier than it actually is

[front bottoms voice] and i got SOOOO STONED i thought this picture of me with unblended cover up on my face was a lot funnier than it actually is

[front bottoms voice] and i got SOOOO STONED i thought this picture of me with unblended cover up on my face was a lot funnier than it actually is

[front bottoms voice] and i got SOOOOO STONED i thought this picture of me with unblended cover up on my face that looks similar to a chinese symbol was a good idea

[front bottoms voice] and i got SOOOOO STONED i thought this picture of me with unblended cover up on my face that looks similar to a chinese symbol was a good idea

[front bottoms voice] and i got SOOOO STONED i put cover up on my face then decided it looked like a chinese symbol so i took a picture

[front bottoms voice] and i got SOOOO STONED i put cover up on my face then decided it looked like a chinese symbol so i took a picture

lameborghini:

i called my friend daddy as a joke and he got a boner

joetrohman:

pete wentz wakes up one morning and plays flappy birds. he thinks to himself “flappy birds, more like fall out birds” he chuckles. he is a genius. the game becomes a reality

damnit-hannah:

the wisdom of vampire weekend

moshlyfe:

oate:

ripjordyn:

in case you needed another reason to hate Nash Grier

in case u needed 11 more reasons

oh my god i literally want to smash this kid’s head against a wall 1000 times

moshlyfe:

oate:

ripjordyn:

in case you needed another reason to hate Nash Grier

in case u needed 11 more reasons

oh my god i literally want to smash this kid’s head against a wall 1000 times

thepagejakeenglish:

a lion ate his entire family because they made him feel inferior

he still feels guilty about the whole thing, but hey, at least he swallowed his pride